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  • This post is offensive
  • This post threatens harm
  • This post proposes the notion that Adam invited four people to his birthday brunch and that I was not considered to be one of those select four but Adam has never said anything to me about not liking me or being mad at me so I’m really confused
  • This post showcases the successes of someone who is not smarter or better than me and now has activated my already deeply rooted insecurity into hyperdrive
  • This post shows two people saying they’re in love and smiling at a theme park and now I can’t get out from under my covers for the sixth straight hour
  • This post uses the word “journal” as a verb
  • This post has too many girls commenting and I thought I was the only one who liked this guy
  • This post is from someone who I friend requested 10 years ago because I liked them on a TV show and now they aren’t getting work and it’s really bumming me out
  • This post is the sixty-seventh goddamn post this week from Laura about her ‘personalized knitted hand puppets’ Etsy store
  • This post makes me uncomfortable because it’s asking me to face a truth about my privilege that I’ve been blind to my entire life
  • This post is my fun aunt sharing an unimaginably low-res meme about following your heart that is just a picture of purple flowers
  • This post is spam

 

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