– Become deeply invested in the familial relationships of the cast members. Ana said in her bio that she “sends HUGE hugs and kisses to Mom, Dad, & Erin! <3”, but there’s nothing to be found in Ryan’s bio except a list of his other musical theatre roles. What’s going on at home for him? Should you invite him to Thanksgiving with your family this year?
– You brought your origami handbook, right? Good. Fold it into a helicopter. No, not a paper airplane. You’re at “Miss Saigon” for Chrissakes.
– Bring all of the old programs from shows you’ve seen and see how they stack up against this one. Don’t be afraid to scoff.
– Put the program away and stare at your phone.