The 12 Days of Bitchmas

TWELVE Percent Discount With My Sephora Membership Card

ELEVEN Refusals To Get High But Only Because It’ll Make My Hair Smell But I’ll Totally Get Drunk And Throw Up All Over You

TEN Seats On The Subway That Five Of Us Will Take Up Because Our Longchamp Purses Need Seats Too!

NINE Hot Pink Blackberry Gel Cases

EIGHT People Over To Watch The Season Premiere of “Two and a Half Men”

SEVEN Longchamp Luggage Pieces For My Snowboarding Trip

SIX Venti Soy Lattes With Caramel Drizzle

FIVE Turns of Trivial Pursuit Before We Decide It’s Stupid And Dumb And LET’S GO OOUUUTT

FOUR Professors Whose Fault It Is That I Have Bad Grades In Their Classes

THREE Questions About How Fresh The Reduced-Fat Cinnamon Swirl Coffee Cake At Starbucks Is

TWO Empty Bookshelves

ONE Discussion About Whether We Like The Transition From Charlie Sheen To Ashton Kutcher I Mean Let’s Not Get Mean Guys They Can’t Be Exactly The Same!

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